Okay, so I have been in THE BEST mood this week. (Can you tell by my last zippy post?) Anyway, I couldn't figure out why I was so happy until I woke up this morning and saw the T.V. OFF... AGAIN! Hurray! We've only watched T.V. like ONCE (or twice) THIS WHOLE WEEK!!! That's right mom, for ONE WHOLE WEEK the Jacobson house has been virtually T.V. FREE! I think Garrit has only watched ESPN once... the 12 minute hot dog eating competition on the 4th.
So, anyway, now I love competitive eating. (Mmmm HOTDOGS!) Really, I've decided it's my new favorite sport and I secretly hope it's Garrit's new favorite too - it's so short and, let's be honest, he could put on a few pounds!
Just think how beautiful life would be if every other sport lasted only 12 minutes! Husbands and wives would hang out! (Ahem... wink, wink, nudge, nudge.) And talk! And go on DATES instead of watching 3 hour football games every Monday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday night! And we would all have more children.
But, alas, according to the NFL, "The regular season kicks off on Thursday, Sept. 6, when Drew Brees and the Saints face Peyton Manning and the defending Super Bowl champion Colts". And, "The first Monday Night Football of the season will feature a double-header on ESPN when the Ravens take on the Bengals at 7 p.m. ET, followed by the Cardinals battling the 49ers at 10:15 p.m. ET."
Honey, I can see you drooling. Wipe your mouth.
The End.
2 comments:
Yeah for the hot dog contest! I think everyone in America watched that contest. It's a good thing Joey Chestnut brought the mustard belt back to the good ole US of A! It was either watch that or watch Red Dawn...Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey dirty dancing with guns and Soviets. Exciting. leab, I'm so glad you have a blog...your little boy is a cutie pie!
You are too funny! Hi friend!! Remember me?? We really need to get together!! I'm moving in August...so pronto!
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